james potters sex hair

dancing queen

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lady-tyrell:

the funniest part of macbeth is when the soldiers all cut a branch off a tree to hold in front of them while they march toward’s macbeth’s castle in hopes that he will somehow think they are all trees and not an army

the second best part is that it actually works

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brvdleysoileau:

how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl

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nostalgiaultra:

Things not to say during sex:

Do you want this spearmint dick?

Drake and the Weeknd had a fight?

Are you gunna eat that or no…?

Are you sure you don’t want this spearmint dick?

Splendid.

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gnometeeth:

A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.

I live for this post

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vvant:

advice for having the best life ever:

dont have a crush

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I have an exam tomorrow I haven’t studied for. It’s gonna be essay questions though which I’m good at. Guess I’m skipping 1st period to study tomorrow.